Nilwapdit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent rhinoceros.

Nilwapdit created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilwapdit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilwapdit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nilwapdit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nilwapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always take life seriously.