Nuttnellcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak hamster.

Nuttnellcuss created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnellcuss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttnellcuss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttnellcuss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nuttnellcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nuttnellcuss.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttnellcuss.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Nuttnellcuss' name in vain.