Honyatraw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring dog.

Honyatraw created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honyatraw, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Honyatraw, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Honyatraw's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Honyatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.