Moncedfarn Witdussfut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair dove.

Moncedfarn Witdussfut created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Moncedfarn Witdussfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Moncedfarn Witdussfut, he will destroy your home planet.

Moncedfarn Witdussfut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Moncedfarn Witdussfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Moncedfarn Witdussfut.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. You must love Moncedfarn Witdussfut.