Arpyamflag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing warg.

Arpyamflag created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Arpyamflag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arpyamflag, she will not care.

Arpyamflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arpyamflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not take Arpyamflag's name in vain.