Pakbasskom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful mink.

Pakbasskom created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakbasskom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakbasskom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pakbasskom's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pakbasskom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sit in the presence of nematodes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Retreat if nine seals approach from the south.