Zanstignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-confident wolf.

Zanstignurl created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Zanstignurl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zanstignurl, it will turn you into a duck.

Zanstignurl's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zanstignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zanstignurl's name in vain.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Zanstignurl first in all things.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.