Armrathad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing guinea pig.

Armrathad created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armrathad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Armrathad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armrathad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Armrathad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Armrathad's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never bounce in holy places.