Sispangjatmin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing mouse.

Sispangjatmin created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sispangjatmin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sispangjatmin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sispangjatmin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sispangjatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed cherries to great tits while wearing magenta shirts.