Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive porpoise.

Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg, he will turn you into a goat.

Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kadnegduss Tadfigdummotqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine shrews approach from the north.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Always stare at clouds.