Hugxuchad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody squid.

Hugxuchad created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugxuchad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugxuchad, he will strike you with lightening.

Hugxuchad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hugxuchad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never prepare strawberries during spring.