Vadlipgomlarpsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish crab.

Vadlipgomlarpsaw created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlipgomlarpsaw, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadlipgomlarpsaw, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vadlipgomlarpsaw's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vadlipgomlarpsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat corn on days of mourning.