Motgudhin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong guinea pig.

Motgudhin created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motgudhin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motgudhin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Motgudhin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Motgudhin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Motgudhin.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about archaea.