Motgudhin is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, strong
guinea pig.
Motgudhin created a down quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Motgudhin, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Motgudhin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Motgudhin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Motgudhin's Holy Commandments1. You must love Motgudhin.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never think about archaea.