Gomhomwadsugomin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish dragonfly.

Gomhomwadsugomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomhomwadsugomin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gomhomwadsugomin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomhomwadsugomin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gomhomwadsugomin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gomhomwadsugomin.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing gray ear rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never sing in spring.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help tortoises in need.