Cidfassit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest swallow.

Cidfassit created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cidfassit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidfassit, it will remove you from existence.

Cidfassit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cidfassit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. You must love Cidfassit.

3. Never sprint in the presence of hamsters.

4. Always help doves.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.