Fabmobmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart deer.

Fabmobmit created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmobmit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fabmobmit, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fabmobmit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fabmobmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Fabmobmit on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if eight moths approach from the east.

5. Do not take Fabmobmit's name in vain.