Minpaslab Tagnigtam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying fly.

Minpaslab Tagnigtam created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Minpaslab Tagnigtam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Minpaslab Tagnigtam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Minpaslab Tagnigtam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Minpaslab Tagnigtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. You must pray to Minpaslab Tagnigtam six times a day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minpaslab Tagnigtam.

4. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing mauve hats.

5. You must never eat grapes.