Sawdunliddob is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest eagle.

Sawdunliddob created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdunliddob, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sawdunliddob, he will turn you into a dog.

Sawdunliddob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sawdunliddob's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sawdunliddob first in all things.

2. Never feed peanuts to ducks while wearing tights.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.