Yogmilvin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional hare.

Yogmilvin created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogmilvin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogmilvin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yogmilvin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yogmilvin's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.