Futhottimzigluntomzed is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic goat.

Futhottimzigluntomzed created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futhottimzigluntomzed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futhottimzigluntomzed, he will strike you with lightening.

Futhottimzigluntomzed's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Futhottimzigluntomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Futhottimzigluntomzed loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. You must pray to Futhottimzigluntomzed eight times a day.