Nullnulldiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody mongoose.

Nullnulldiss created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullnulldiss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullnulldiss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nullnulldiss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nullnulldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.