Milbassqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic chicken.

Milbassqueeg created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milbassqueeg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milbassqueeg, she will manifest in front of you.

Milbassqueeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Milbassqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Milbassqueeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing brown stockings.

5. Do not make images of living things.