Faglapsid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent fox.

Faglapsid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglapsid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Faglapsid, he will turn you into a tree.

Faglapsid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Faglapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never eat bark.