Venkopmif is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair wyvern.

Venkopmif created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venkopmif, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venkopmif, he will turn you into a tree.

Venkopmif's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Venkopmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venkopmif.