Tanvogflig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating wombat.

Tanvogflig created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanvogflig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tanvogflig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tanvogflig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tanvogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Tanvogflig first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.