Bungancep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering zebra.

Bungancep created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungancep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bungancep, it will turn you into a duck.

Bungancep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bungancep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back cyan.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed bread to tapirs while wearing black jumpers.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.