Neldodraw is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful squirrel.

Neldodraw created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Neldodraw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neldodraw, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Neldodraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Neldodraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Neldodraw on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.