Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent bee.

Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bogzaknak Dimtikmatfotappnadfotquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.