Quillnilhad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable swan.

Quillnilhad created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillnilhad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quillnilhad, he will turn you into a rock.

Quillnilhad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quillnilhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never sprint in the presence of doves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.