Feblogcit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart otter.

Feblogcit created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feblogcit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Feblogcit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Feblogcit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Feblogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing blue rings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.