Flisvabbug is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering rat.

Flisvabbug created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisvabbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisvabbug, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flisvabbug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flisvabbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flisvabbug.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat pineapples.