Duntargbad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Duntargbad created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duntargbad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Duntargbad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Duntargbad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Duntargbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.