Yarttettihim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful dingo.

Yarttettihim created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarttettihim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarttettihim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarttettihim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yarttettihim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never talk about shrews.
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