Nulltindadzod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing human.

Nulltindadzod created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltindadzod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nulltindadzod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nulltindadzod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nulltindadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if three goats approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.