Milyattsab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating cobra.

Milyattsab created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milyattsab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Milyattsab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Milyattsab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Milyattsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store onions above ground.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Milyattsab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run in winter.

5. Always wear green.