Lidbomgum Cepcebjan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring swan.

Lidbomgum Cepcebjan created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbomgum Cepcebjan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidbomgum Cepcebjan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lidbomgum Cepcebjan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Lidbomgum Cepcebjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Lidbomgum Cepcebjan.