Dimstafbug is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient parrot.

Dimstafbug created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimstafbug, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimstafbug, she will not invite you to parties.

Dimstafbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dimstafbug's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dimstafbug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing white dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.