Danbodcid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying guinea pig.

Danbodcid created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Danbodcid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Danbodcid, he will turn you into a rat.

Danbodcid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Danbodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.