Danbodcid is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, flying
guinea pig.
Danbodcid created dark matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Danbodcid, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Danbodcid, he will turn you into a rat.
Danbodcid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Danbodcid's Holy Commandments1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.
5. Never think about eukaryotes.