Fubyoklit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing yak.

Fubyoklit created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubyoklit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubyoklit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fubyoklit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fubyoklit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fubyoklit on top of all buildings.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.