Yatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic spider.

Yatt created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatt, he will send you a sign.

Yatt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yatt.

2. Always obey Yatt's priests.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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