Vegratbondossganbanfit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish swallow.

Vegratbondossganbanfit created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegratbondossganbanfit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vegratbondossganbanfit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vegratbondossganbanfit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vegratbondossganbanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never feed melons to ducks while wearing rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vegratbondossganbanfit in the centre of the settlement.