Looppadvilgof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil owl.

Looppadvilgof created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looppadvilgof, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Looppadvilgof, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Looppadvilgof's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Looppadvilgof's Holy Commandments

1. Put Looppadvilgof first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your hands red.