Listpodtap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful lion.

Listpodtap created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listpodtap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Listpodtap, it will turn you into a tree.

Listpodtap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Listpodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Listpodtap.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Listpodtap.