Gudsaftik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tiresome hedgehog.

Gudsaftik created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudsaftik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudsaftik, he will come to you in dreams.

Gudsaftik's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gudsaftik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Gudsaftik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep six goats in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.