Lattitget is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind guinea pig.

Lattitget created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lattitget, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lattitget, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lattitget's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lattitget's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lattitget.

3. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing black stockings and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.