Dimkamyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage hedgehog.

Dimkamyatt created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimkamyatt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimkamyatt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dimkamyatt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dimkamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing blue trousers.