Hinbegont is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective giraffe.

Hinbegont created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbegont, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinbegont, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hinbegont's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hinbegont's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Hinbegont on top of important buildings.

4. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always help badgers in need.