Righogcap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying zebra.

Righogcap created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Righogcap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Righogcap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Righogcap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Righogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Never adorn your hands with pink markings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.