Gigmabhad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic swan.

Gigmabhad created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigmabhad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gigmabhad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gigmabhad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gigmabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Always act with humility.