Dindansom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless hyena.

Dindansom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindansom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dindansom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dindansom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dindansom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing gray shorts.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dindansom.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.