Dosscephat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty squirrel.

Dosscephat created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dosscephat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dosscephat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dosscephat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dosscephat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Dosscephat's priests.