Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever giraffe.

Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing orange coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Sakvadyogpodgetont Pitcathan loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about dark matter near nematodes while wearing mauve skirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.