Popshaven is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident spider.

Popshaven created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popshaven, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popshaven, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Popshaven's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Popshaven's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popshaven.

5. Never wear jumpers.