Hitfargun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless wyvern.

Hitfargun created water four years ago.

If you believe in Hitfargun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hitfargun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hitfargun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hitfargun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

3. Hitfargun loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.