Bapdinfit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating lobster.

Bapdinfit created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bapdinfit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapdinfit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bapdinfit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bapdinfit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. You must pray to Bapdinfit four times a day.